Introducing iQuit. It just quits.

Be first.
Be free.

Quit the 9-5. Clock out forever.

Trade. Start a business. Do what you love. Whatever your exit looks like, $iQUIT is the green sign above the door.

NFA. Memecoins are volatile and can go to zero. Only use what you can afford to lose.

Think different.
Quit different.

The biggest upgrade to your life since the stapler. One beautifully simple gesture: out. Three ways through the door.

Crude doodle of a shaking office clock at 9 AM

Trade.

Learn the charts on your own clock. No standup required.

Crude doodle of an empty office chair with a red tie draped over it and the word GONE

Start a business.

Be the boss you never had. Leave the chair. Take the stapler.

Crude doodle of a stick figure in sunglasses on a green beach chair with the word FREE

Do what you love.

To live free is to live happy. Start with Monday, 9:01 AM.

The meme wall

Post it. Then clock out.

Grab a meme, hit share, tag your boss (don’t). Every post is a tiny two-weeks notice.

New Get your Employee BadgeType your X handle. Get a “Former Employee” ID and your quitter type.
Crude doodle of a stick figure in sunglasses on a beach chair with a drink, the word FREE
me after clocking out forever
Shattered office clock stamped CLOCKED OUT in green
clocked out. permanently.
Crude doodle of a red-faced boss yelling WORK at a worker
my boss when I said I'm logging off at 5. forever.
NOT TODAY: empty desk, standup declined, glowing exit sign
standup? not today. not ever.
Crude doodle of a shaking office clock at 9 o'clock
9:00 AM hits different when you don't have to be there
Stick runner bursting through a cracked clock face
broke the clock on my way out
Crude doodle of a stick figure sprinting out a green door, BYE
me leaving the office for the last time
LAST SHIFT: cubicle corridor leading to a green exit
last shift. never clocking in again.
Crude doodle of an empty office chair with a red tie, GONE
left the chair. left the tie. kept the stapler.
Grid of grey office desks with one runner escaping toward green light
one of these desks is empty now
Shattered alarm clock under the words F the alarm
the alarm had a good run
Empty office chair with a tie, tiny green runner leaving
the chair can stay. I'm gone.

Got a better one? Drop it in the Telegram.

POV

The clock hits 9.
You walk.

Nine seconds. One green door. Zero meetings on the other side.

Clock-out counter

Hours you’ve given your boss.

Be honest. Nothing leaves your browser.

11,250hours given
  • 1,688 hours in meetings that could’ve been an email
  • 1,250 alarms snoozed, conservatively
  • 469 full days. That’s a lot of beach.
Next clock-out in --:--:-- Or, you know, right now.
Share my number

Transparency

Real dev.
Real intentions.

“I’ll never iQuit.” 110% locked in, and the lock is on-chain for anyone to check.

Dev bag
20,784,503 $iQUIT
2.08% of supply
  • ✓ Locked on Jupiter Lock
  • ✓ Uncancellable
  • ✓ Cliff: Apr 19, 2027
  • ✓ Then monthly unlocks until Oct 19, 2027
Verify the lock on Solscan ↗
Creator fees

Go toward the DexScreener listing at bond.

If fees fall short, the dev covers the rest.

From the dev
“To live free is to live happy.”

Real dev. Real intentions. 110% locked in.

Tech specs

Pro performance.
Zero obligations.

Chip
A1 Two-Weeks-Notice Bionic

Processes a resignation in 0.2 seconds. Trained exclusively on “per my last email.”

Battery
No longer drained by your boss

All-day battery. All-week battery. Charges fully on a beach.

Camera
Turns off for every meeting

Permanent “You’re on mute” mode and 48MP selective attendance.

Notifications
Slack muted forever

Focus Mode: Permanent. Do Not Disturb ships enabled and cannot be turned off.

Display
Always-On Exit Sign

One little running man, lit 24/7, pointing the only direction that matters.

Durability
Door-kick rated

Survives drops, layoffs, and “we’re a family here.”

Which iQuit is right for you?

Pro. Or Pro Max.

iQuit Pro
Quit Monday.
  • Walks in. Hands over badge.
  • Eye contact with HR
  • Polite “it’s been a journey”
  • Takes the nice stapler
From one awkward conversation
New
iQuit Pro Max
Quit by text, Sunday night.
  • “hey, i know it’s sunday night…”
  • Never sets an alarm again
  • Read receipts: off
  • Takes the nice stapler and the plant
From 0 words of notice

Oh, and…

One more thing.

Neon green pixel-art running man bursting out of an exit sign

$iQUIT

The green exit sign for everyone done with the 9-5. A meme coin on Solana, launched on pump.fun. No boss. No timesheet. No meetings. Just one direction: out.

Clock out with us.

Memes, raids, and people who are done with the 9-5. Be first in the room.

Get yours

How to buy.

New here? The 30-second version.

Wallet
An app (like Phantom) that holds your crypto. You hold the keys. Only you control it.
Solana
A fast, low-cost blockchain. It’s the network $iQUIT lives on.
SOL
Solana’s native coin. You use it to buy tokens and pay tiny network fees.
pump.fun
A site where Solana memecoins launch and trade, straight from your wallet.
1

Create a wallet

Download a Solana wallet like Phantom. Write down your seed phrase. Never share it with anyone, not even your boss. Especially your boss.

2

Get SOL

Buy SOL on an exchange or in your wallet, then send it to your Solana wallet address.

3

Buy $iQUIT on pump.fun

Open pump.fun, connect your wallet, paste the contract address below, and swap SOL for $iQUIT.

Contract address
z8ggfyJ8NRZkZGkvm1dCKi3NUDqXD5qmoHwXk4Lpump

Always verify the contract address from official links before buying.

NFA. Memecoins are volatile and can go to zero. Only use what you can afford to lose.

Solana now. Robinhood Chain soon.